Michael Jackson...

... has made a comeback of sorts if you haven't heard. He's going to be doing some "final" gigs in London. Started off with 10 dates but they've extended it to next year, I think, since the reception has been very good and also because, well, he's broke.


And according to the Fly FM news, he apparently wants the cast of Harry Potter (ie Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson et al) to be his guests.


Also, heard off Hitz.fm (I drive to Semenyih every day so have plenty of time for the radio), he's planning to adopt, apparently not being content with the 3 children he already has.


Hmm, Michael Jackson interested in kids/teen stars. Yep, makes perfect sense to me. Not insinuating anything like. And in other news, the sky is blue, fire's hot and Josef Fritzl is hunting for a house with a spacious basement.

As "start to the week"s go..

... I don't think I had a worse one this year.



Allow me to list down all the unfortunate events that happened over the course of the weekend.




In chronological order, they are as follow:


a) United lost.





Thanks for listening.

Re: Dream Relationships.

Re: This


My subconscious really does have an annoying propensity to spring dream girlfriends on me. And it's cool, you know, if the girl really was imaginary. You can wake up, laugh it off and carry on with your day because you can't really put a name to that face. Basically, she doesn't exist.


Unfortunately for me, when it does happen, it's always with someone I know or have met before. I have to then suffer for the rest of the day as you know how crushes are. They linger on your mind for days.


Needless to say, I'm posting this right now because I just got out of a dream relationship this morning. I actually woke up cursing when I realized it was "just a dream". It's weird, I know! I feel creeped out just typing this! No, it wasn't a wet dream. As described in the first post, it was just innocent, fun stuff. And yes, she is someone I know. Well, kinda, not really, but yeah, in a very loose way, I guess I can say I know her.


It's irrelevant, in any case, because you can swap her with anyone else and I'd probably have woken up feeling the same way.


Anyway, it got me thinking. Is this my mind's way of telling me something? I'm saying this because I actually felt a lot happier when I was in an imaginary relationship than I am in my real-life one! I can't say it surprises me though because my real-life relationship has been going rough for a little while now. Certain circumstances mean that it's still going on. No, she isn't pregnant!


So maybe my subconscious just decided to let me get a "feel" of how much better things can be to prod me on to break things off in real life.....


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......or maybe I'm just a lunatic! Be right back. Need a cold shower...

People who should be lined up and shot dead

1) Drivers who don't indicate when switching lanes.


2) Drivers who don't give way when I indicate.


3) Drivers who don't wave thank you when I give way.


4) Drivers who tail-gate even though traffic is heavy. Hmm, I think there's a trend developing here.


5) People who chew with their mouths open. The noise is incredibly annoying, especially in a quiet room. I got used to chewing with my mouth closed when I was 6. What's your excuse?!


6) Empty vessels. Here's a tip to remember: Don't talk about something you know nothing about. It makes you looks silly. And it annoys me.


7) People who cut lines.


8) People who take Facebook way too seriously. "The layout's changed. OH NOESS!!!111" It's a freaking website. Get over it.


9) People who don't thank you when you hold the door open for them.


10) Football plastic fans. I swear if I see another "MAN U ROXX" or "LOSERFOOL!! LULZ!!"....


11) Attention seekers. Hey, nobody cares..


12) People who take the high ground when faced with a moral question. E.g. "Oh, I think looks doesn't matter, personality is what is important."

You don't really think that. It just seems like the right answer to you. Jog on..


13) People who like Soulja Boy's music.


14) People who use "You don't have to be a rocket scientist to..." It's incredibly unoriginal and boring. I usually disregard the opinion of anyone who includes this used-to-death cliche in their arguments.






If I come across as a miserable git, it's because it's all my pent up frustration over the past year from (having to deal with)/(running into) such people.



If you're one of the people in the list, I apologize for suggesting you should be shot dead. Here, have a picture of a cute, furry creature to lift your spirits: